This one is horrible - you asked for it! (Mar/21/2010 )
how did you know? And it's probably the same test that you've to take when you enter Hades...it's called globalisation of sorts...
because I know you...a little bit 
casandra on Mar 26 2010, 03:08 AM said:
..but then you're already evil so you'd probably even enjoy it.......seriously, pito...you'd tell a girl that she has supersized ass? You're definitely a worthy member of our exclusive club...
...So what if she has a really big donkey? Ohhh, you meant the OTHER type of ass. My mistake.
But back to the bad jokes:
An Englishman, An Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says:
"What is this, some kind of sick joke?"
..that's not the complete sick joke swanny....it goes like this: A blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a vicar, a priest, a rabbi, two giraffes and a duck, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American,and a Scotsman walked into a bar. So you can just imagine what the barman said...
Here's another horrible one:
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck.
"Good lord, mister," he gasped, "Are you drunk?"
"Of course," said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. "What the hell do you think I am ... a stunt driver?"
The world's worst joke:
Three guys walk into a bar....
it hurt.
really a horrible 'fill-in-the-space' joke....and I'm soo tempted to fill it up....well, maybe tomorrow
ok, this one's a classic:
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "B*TCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
If only men would listen.
casandra on Mar 27 2010, 08:48 AM said:
ok, this one's a classic:
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "B*TCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
If only men would listen.
...........Men only hear, don't listen.... this joke is not horrible at all!!!.............
A policeman was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility...
Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'
Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trustyour fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'
Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in
preparation for your daily duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'
Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes sir, I do.'
Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes sir.'
Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'
and here's another classic lawyer joke:
First lawyer: "You're an unmitigated liar."
Second lawyer: "You're a lowdown cheat."
Judge: "Now that the lawyers have properly identified themselves, let us proceed."
hobglobin on Mar 25 2010, 04:34 PM said:
and second worst nightmare:
