This one is horrible - you asked for it! (Mar/21/2010 )
casandra on Mar 22 2010, 07:24 PM said:
pito on Mar 22 2010, 02:05 PM said:
It might just be me though
...to "get hammered" means to get drunk and this happens at a pub or bar (well at least for most people) but bec it's a biochemist........it's a play on words too....ok, this is even more horrible and SR to boot
: Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.
hope you get this one this time, pito....
Eum I think I got it, but still, its a very lame one lol.
Oh well maybe its just not my kind of humor.
pito on Mar 23 2010, 12:04 PM said:
casandra on Mar 22 2010, 07:24 PM said:
pito on Mar 22 2010, 02:05 PM said:
It might just be me though
...to "get hammered" means to get drunk and this happens at a pub or bar (well at least for most people) but bec it's a biochemist........it's a play on words too....ok, this is even more horrible and SR to boot
: Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.
hope you get this one this time, pito....
Eum I think I got it, but still, its a very lame one lol.
Oh well maybe its just not my kind of humor.
which one is lame- the bar or the genes?
...welcome to the world of corny science jokes.... The bar one.
The genes joke is better, but still pretty lame too lol
pito on Mar 23 2010, 12:28 PM said:
The genes joke is better, but still pretty lame too lol
ok, pito...post your joke and let's see how "un'"lame it is...
Me ? I dont have jokes.
I am not the kind of person that tells jokes, I am more the kind of person that "uses" the moment the make a "snap" commentary or a sarcastic remark.
I do however like the following one very much, but you allready know it since its fameus.
pito on Mar 23 2010, 12:39 PM said:
I am not the kind of person that tells jokes, I am more the kind of person that "uses" the moment the make a "snap" commentary or a sarcastic remark.
I do however like the following one very much, but you allready know it since its fameus.
ooooh..the tough joke critic /heckler
..and yup, I've seen this 'X marks the X' kinda sorta joke.... ok, pito...how about this famous classic 'the frog prince':
A girl was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to her and said, "If you kiss me, I`ll turn into a handsome prince".
She bent over, picked up the frog and put it in her pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a handsome prince, I will stay with you for one week."
The girl took the frog out of her pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a prince, I`ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the girl took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into her pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I`ve told you I`m a handsome prince, that I`ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won`t you kiss me?"
The girl said, "Look, I`m a graduate student. I don`t have time for boys ...but a talking frog, now that`s cool!"
..yup, I modified it a bit....
casandra on Mar 24 2010, 01:01 AM said:
Nabi on Mar 23 2010, 03:14 AM said:
casandra on Mar 23 2010, 05:16 AM said:
is that a nazonazo?
nope, it's a rhetorical one
...here's a nazonazo:Question: What is "IT"?
Astronomers do IT all night.
Chemists do IT by bonding.
Newton did IT with force.
Eighteenth century physicists did IT with rigid bodies.
Maxwell did IT with magnetism.
Volta did IT with a jolt.
Watt did IT with power.
Joule did IT with energy.
Ohm did IT with resistance.
Pascal did IT under pressure.
Hooke did IT using springs.
Coulomb got all charged up about IT.
Hertz did IT frequently.
Boltzmann did IT in heat.
Ampere let IT flow.
For Franklin, IT was an electrifying experience.
Edison claims to have invented IT.
When Richter did IT, the Earth shook.
For Darwin, IT was natural.
Freud did IT in his sleep.
Mendel studied the consequences of IT.
When Wegener did IT, continents moved.
Classical physicists do IT in perfectly uniform harmonic motion.
Heisenberg was never sure whether he even did IT.
Bohr did IT in an excited state.
Pauli did IT but excluded his friends.
Schrödinger did IT in waves.
Bose did IT with partners.
Einstein did IT on a curved surface.
Oort did IT in a cloud.
Hubble did IT in the dark.
Watson and Crick got all wound up about IT.
Cosmologists do IT in a big bang.
Theorists do IT on paper.
Wigner did IT in a group.
Richter and Ting did IT with charm.
Astrophysicists do IT with young starlets.
Planetary scientists do IT with Uranus.
Electron microscopists do IT 100,000 times.
Feynman did IT in fields.
Hawking wrote a brief history of IT.
And supersymmetric theorists do IT with sleptons.
..."lifted" from the world wide web...another IT....IT = work
casandra on Mar 23 2010, 08:09 PM said:
A girl was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to her and said, "If you kiss me, I`ll turn into a handsome prince".
She bent over, picked up the frog and put it in her pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a handsome prince, I will stay with you for one week."
The girl took the frog out of her pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a prince, I`ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the girl took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into her pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I`ve told you I`m a handsome prince, that I`ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won`t you kiss me?"
The girl said, "Look, I`m a graduate student. I don`t have time for boys ...but a talking frog, now that`s cool!"
..yup, I modified it a bit....You modified it a bit so its in accordance with your life?
héhé
BTW Whats the classic version of the joke then?
In the classic version, the grad student had frog legs for dinner and that saved some money too.