some awful scientific and medical puns - (Jun/05/2012 )

this was posted at another forum by an otherwise intelligent member:

When chemists die, they bari-um.
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This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I swear I'd never met her-bivore.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
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They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
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PMS jokes aren't funny; period.
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job
because she couldn't control her pupils?
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When you get a bladder infection ur-ine trouble.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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Did you hear about the nuclear scientist who swallowed some uranium ? He got atomic ache .
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Archeology students who study the plumbing of ancient Egypt are Pharaoh faucet majors .


Note: Sources of these punographies are unknown.

lol

Nice , but I don't get the first one...bari-um?

hobglobin on Wed Jun 6 16:19:16 2012 said:

they 'bury them'...> bury 'em> ...but when pronounced faster or when drunk- it sounds something like that.....

surely a Canadian way of pronunciation, eh?
thanks anyway

hobglobin on Wed Jun 6 16:26:38 2012 said:

ppfftt...we don't talk like that..not even when drunk.......

A Higgs boson goes into a church, but is stopped by the priest. "You aren't allowed in here", said the priest.


"How are you going to have mass?" replied the boson.