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All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum

Started by swanny, Jan 26 2009 02:12 PM

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#8596 hobglobin

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional...

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 11:06 AM

Rabbit aka Fred: I am really *not* into this S&M shit.

Route 666
I taste everything edible...and of course it has to be identified correctly before it's eaten Posted Image

One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

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#8597 casandra

carpe diem by the jugulum

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 11:23 AM

Iron man: Come on, you know you want to.

Iron man
but your tummy wouldn't care anyhow after all the weird stuff you've been feeding it....it's the original compost producer... :lol:

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#8598 hobglobin

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 11:35 AM

Joffrey Baratheon: You can't talk to me like that. The king can do as he likes!

"Game of Thrones" Garden of Bones
but it can be also a puke producer and as long as I don't have to vomit, it should be okay Posted Image

One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

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#8599 casandra

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 04:20 PM

Fang: Who died and made you king?

Gargoyles
but one of these days, nature will take its course (whether you like to puke or not) :lol:

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#8600 hobglobin

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 07:59 AM

Lady Beldon: He was beheaded! Such things happen in the best families. In fact, usually in the best families.

Mrs. Miniver
surely it's on my first visit in your apartment Posted Image

One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

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#8601 casandra

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 04:52 AM

Dreadwing: He can't outrun the Gremwings, or his fate.

Dragon Flyz
well, puking is not allowed in my place....so I may have to gag you....

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#8602 hobglobin

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 05:03 AM

Hulk Hogan: Gremlins? In this theater? Now?

Gremlins 2: The New Batch
well if it's necessary it comes, gag or not....and you should duck and cover Posted Image

One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

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#8603 casandra

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 11:20 AM

Ness: Didn't you hear what I said? What are you, deaf? What is this, a game?

The Untouchables
well, several layers of duct tape shld be enough and a broom to whack you with....

"Oh what a beauteousness!"
- hobglobin, personal comment about my beauteous photo......

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#8604 hobglobin

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 11:26 AM

Marty: Pop Tarts? Did you say you have Pop Tarts?

The Cabin In The Woods
so you want that I suffocate? really nice Posted Image

One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

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#8605 casandra

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 11:51 AM

Lars: I got a chill. You should never talk about Pop like that.

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well, it's also not nice to puke on my nice wooden floors...perhaps you shld be intubated first... :lol:

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#8606 hobglobin

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 11:56 AM

Phone Voice: You're making popcorn?

Cream
well the acid produces nice and weird patterns on the boring floor Posted Image

and you're not a MD...hands off.... Posted Image

One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

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#8607 casandra

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 06:40 PM

Manager: Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.

The Simpsons
but I don't need a licence to do that besides, it's more effective than a gag.... :lol:

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#8608 hobglobin

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 08:36 AM

Galactus: I'm so famished. I need a nice, planetary snack. Something Skrully, with just a hint of oregano.

The Super Hero Squad Show
sure you'll talk so much and so fast that there's no chance to hear me out Posted Image

One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

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#8609 casandra

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 11:34 AM

Moe: Me,too. I could eat a horse.

Three Dark Horses
but your silence is golden...

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#8610 hobglobin

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 11:39 AM

Dr. Gregory House: Says someone who's obviously never been on a diet.

House MD
sure...and hopefully your talk too Posted Image

One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.