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#106 LostintheLab

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 01:04 AM

The Doctor: One step at a time. Dating is a human ritual, wherein two people share a social activity, get to know each other. In time it can lead to a romantic involvement, and eventually, if all goes well, even marriage.
Seven of Nine: One step at a time.

Star Trek: Voyager
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I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not… married, not… madly in love with a beautiful woman who… can… kill me with her pinkie!

Firefly :ph34r:

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#107 hobglobin

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 06:47 AM

John Allen Hill: Thank you. Tell me Carla, clinically speaking, are you considered a dwarf or a midget?

Cheers
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 07:44 AM

Old Woman/Ghastly: I see a young and beautiful woman who will lead you to a cruel fate.

Pokémon
B)
"Oh what a beauteousness!"
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 01:17 AM

Fem-puter: After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death...

Futurama
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 04:18 AM

Teresa: How can you think about things like that when you're hungry? Oh, Wheeler... [leans against him] It's just a twist of fate.

Captain Planet and the Planeteers
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 04:25 AM

[film clip shows Calculon knealing, screaming to the heavens, while a pirate is grilling hamburgers]
Calculon: Noooo!
[clip ends]
Calculon: Funny story. The script called for me to say "Yes", but I gave it a little twist.
Humorbot 5.0: Anecdote accepted. Snappy comeback not found.

Futurama

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 08:35 AM

Peter Griffin: That's about as funny as Sinbad. Not the comedian, he's hilarious. The sailor. But then again he was never meant to be funny.

Family Guy
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#113 hobglobin

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 09:12 AM

Philip Banks: They named him Sinbad! He had two options: pirate or comic!

The Flesh Prince of Bel-Air

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#114 casandra

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 02:09 PM

Patrick: [Wearing patches on both eyes] I'm Blindbeard the Pirate. Whoa! [Trips and falls over SpongeBob]

SpongeBob SquarePants
;) now that's two in one....
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#115 hobglobin

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 02:16 PM

Rose Ortiz: The name's Rose, and you're not fooling me with your phony pirate charm. I know you're nothing but a common thief.

Power Rangers Operation Overdrive
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 02:19 PM

Norbert: What in the name of what's-its-name are you doing?

The Angry Beavers
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#117 hobglobin

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 02:34 PM

McCoy: Beans. My great grand daddy's recipe. With a secret ingredient.
Kirk: Beans and bourbon. An explosive combination.

Star Trek V

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 02:39 PM

William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: I sure will be glad when the Army escort picks up this cargo. There's something about explosives that's so... explosive.

Bat Masterson
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#119 hobglobin

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 02:45 PM

Sub-Commander Raiker: Oh, yes, of course. Well, let me tell you something, Blake, as far as I am concerned, you are just another piece of cargo. Remember that and you might just survive the journey. Do you understand?

Blakes 7
(really explosive cargo ;) )

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#120 casandra

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 02:51 PM

Kara: I *am* human.

Smallville
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