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#16 hobglobin

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 01:51 PM

Dr. Zaius: Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favour of it. But your behaviour studies are another matter. To suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Why, man is a nuisance. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

Planet of the Apes

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 01:53 PM

Gen. Vassili Rykov: Does your race ever tire? Or does the hunt give you strength?

Aliens vs. Predator
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#18 hobglobin

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Posted 28 January 2009 - 10:43 AM

Mulder: Well, that's one of the luxuries of hunting down aliens and genetic mutants. You rarely get to press charges.

The X Files

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Posted 28 January 2009 - 12:57 PM

Lt. Reed: You were willing to follow two strange aliens into a basement.

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Posted 28 January 2009 - 01:18 PM

Sydney Bristow: Don't worry, the alien invasion is still a few months away.

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Posted 28 January 2009 - 01:24 PM

The Doctor: I only come to this planet for the wine and the total eclipses, and I do love a nice old fashioned invasion.

Doctor Who: Scream of the Shalka
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#22 hobglobin

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Posted 28 January 2009 - 01:55 PM

Vila: Then they are expecting an invasion? A hoard of hairy aliens.

Blakes 7

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Posted 28 January 2009 - 06:16 PM

Xander: I said I didn't remember anything about that. Look, the point is, is I have an affinity with this thing. I can get inside of its head. I'm a big, bad wolf. I'm on the prowl. I'm sniffing, I'm snarling, I'm a slobbering predator, I'm... Wait a second! It's right in front of us. It's obvious who I am. I'm Larry! The guy's practically got wolf-boy stamped on his forehead. You got the dog bite, you got the aggression, not to mention the excessive back hair.


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#24 casandra

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Posted 28 January 2009 - 07:27 PM

Lt. John Bergin: No, seriously. Guy creates monster. Monster kills guy. Everyone kills monster. Wolfman.

I, Robot
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#25 hobglobin

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 03:25 AM

The Monster: For as long as I can remember people have hated me. They looked at my face and my body and they ran away in horror. In my loneliness I decided that if I could not inspire love, which is my deepest hope, I would instead cause fear. I live because this poor half-crazed genius, has given me life. He alone held an image of me as something beautiful and then, when it would have been easy enough to stay out of danger, he used his own body as a guinea pig to give me a calmer brain and a somewhat more sophisticated way of expressing myself.

Young Frankenstein

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#26 casandra

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 05:25 AM

"But I am a blasted tree; the bolt has entered my soul; and I felt then that I should survive to exhibit what I shall soon cease to be--a miserable spectacle of wrecked humanity, pitiable to others and intolerable to myself. "

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
(hmm..are we starting on the doom and gloom now?) <_<
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 08:24 AM

Dr. Malcom: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.

Dr. Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.


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#28 hobglobin

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 09:00 AM

Liz Lemon: Rosemary said that women become obsolete in this business when there's no one left that wants to see them naked.

30 Rock
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#29 casandra

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 01:11 PM

Tim Taylor: Not to mention seven adjustable jets, three speeds; low, medium and "who needs a man?"


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#30 hobglobin

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Posted 29 January 2009 - 01:19 PM

Brad: This isn't going to be one of your 'When I was a little girl' stories, is it?

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Edited by hobglobin, 29 January 2009 - 01:25 PM.

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