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#1 swanny

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 02:12 PM

In honour (or should that be in anticipation) of the recovery of all the 'old' Bioforum meant to us:

"Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
Oscar Goldman ^ Million Dollar Man

To which I now say, with great admiration and sincere apologies to the original scriptwriters:

Protocol-Online, online forum. A database barely alive. Ladies and gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's finest bio-protocol / chat room / philosophy discussion / time-waster discussion site. Spawn of Bioforum will be that database. Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster.
Heart disease kills more women than breast cancer, but heart attack symptoms differ from men's symptoms. Get to know your heart... it could save your life.

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 02:29 PM

In honour (or should that be in anticipation) of the recovery of all the 'old' Bioforum meant to us:

"Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
Oscar Goldman ^ Million Dollar Man

To which I now say, with great admiration and sincere apologies to the original scriptwriters:

Protocol-Online, online forum. A database barely alive. Ladies and gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's finest bio-protocol / chat room / philosophy discussion / time-waster discussion site. Spawn of Bioforum will be that database. Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster.

Willy Wonka: Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copy-cat candy-making cads?

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

:rolleyes: ..thanks swanny for kicking this off....
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#3 hobglobin

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 02:49 PM

"It's best to have failure happen early in life. It wakes up the Phoenix bird in you so you rise from the ashes."
Anne Baxter

One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

That is....if she posts at all.


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Posted 26 January 2009 - 05:55 PM

Ford: "Computer, you're working again!"
Eddie: "Oh sure. Some unearthly voice appeared and solved all of my problems for me."

Douglas Adams, "The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Universe".
Heart disease kills more women than breast cancer, but heart attack symptoms differ from men's symptoms. Get to know your heart... it could save your life.

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 07:40 PM

"The fog out of the valley was as thick as a Windows error message. The L.A. night was as dark as the blue screen of death."

Lincoln Spector, Computer User
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- hobglobin, personal comment about my beauteous photo......

#6 hobglobin

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 01:05 AM

Big Al: Simple. I bypass the security server with a 626 hack matrix adaptor and reprocess the graphic subprocessor.

Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal

One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

That is....if she posts at all.


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Posted 27 January 2009 - 11:03 AM

They have the internet on computers now!


Simpson, H. et al.,


- I did have a quote from Swordfish but it's from John Travolta and he is a Scientologist so I won't use it - unless pushed.

#8 hobglobin

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 12:43 PM

Vince Masuka: So I hear a rumor you're tracking all our internet activity. So is it true? 'Cause I can explain all that she-male stuff.

Dexter

One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

That is....if she posts at all.


#9 casandra

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 12:56 PM

Nellie Bluth: Please refrain from any (bleep) or (bleep) -ing or (bleep) -esting or (bleep) -eing or finger (bleep) or (bleep) or even (bleep) . And please use a (bleep) when you (bleep) me. And if any of this winds up on the internet, I will (bleep) you in the (bleep) .

Arrested Development
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#10 hobglobin

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 01:08 PM

Den Dennis: You can always put in a fucking bleep, can't you?

The Comic Strip Presents...
:P no extra bleep here

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That is....if she posts at all.


#11 casandra

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 01:14 PM

Henry Deacon: Well, there's your problem. That's whats been messing up everything on the internet.

Eureka
(and you should wash your mouth with SDS solution..)<wacko> :P
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#12 hobglobin

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 01:21 PM

Captain Hero: What do I look like to you? Some crazy wacko who'll put anything inside his body, and then take pictures of it coming out, and post them on his website, which gets over 10,000 hits a day--most of them in Germany? Do I? Do I?!

Drawn Together
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That is....if she posts at all.


#13 casandra

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 01:28 PM

Fry: Wow. In my day, the internet was only used to download porn.

"Futurama"
(and definitely in Germany.... :P )
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#14 hobglobin

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 01:39 PM

Jake Gallo: [while cutting open a corpse's head] When I think about them, you know, out there, in their rooms, on the streets, utilizing public transportation, downloading pornography, ordering their lives out of catalogues, cashing welfare checks, the whining, bitching, moaning, suing, copulating, and multiplying - it makes me sick. What we need, brothers and sisters, is less of them and more of these.

Pathology

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That is....if she posts at all.


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Posted 27 January 2009 - 01:45 PM

Lt. Greer: [mercury is flowing out of a cadavers brain] Uh, Doctor? Is this natural?

Navy NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service
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