top ten lies by grad students
Posted 01 December 2009 - 06:13 PM
Posted 01 December 2009 - 07:46 PM
55. I think there is some problem with the chemical that was ordered!!!
Posted 02 December 2009 - 06:06 AM
57. The plasmid is missing? No, I never used it.
58. I cleaned the scales up, someone must have made messed it up again after me.
59. I have three replicates showing this effect.
60. No, I didn't use the vial of XL-10 gold for my retransformations.
61. I don't know why your pipette is on my bench...
62. I have never had an infection in tissue culture.
63. This could be a nature paper.
Edited by warsel, 02 December 2009 - 06:07 AM.
Posted 03 December 2009 - 08:54 AM
..."best of our knowledge, as far as we know this had never been reported before, though I can't possible read all the published journals on earth, but by perform thorough search in google, the keywords did not match any documents"...
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