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#46 Doki



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Posted 01 December 2009 - 06:13 PM

53. This is representative graph of 5 experiments.
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Posted 01 December 2009 - 07:46 PM

54. Ya i have proof that this thing works. Well I might have to search the research article which says this!!! B)
55. I think there is some problem with the chemical that was ordered!!! :lol:
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 06:06 AM

56. I don't know why there is a virus on that lab computer, I always run a virus checks on my USB stick.

57. The plasmid is missing? No, I never used it.

58. I cleaned the scales up, someone must have made messed it up again after me.

59. I have three replicates showing this effect.

60. No, I didn't use the vial of XL-10 gold for my retransformations.

61. I don't know why your pipette is on my bench...

62. I have never had an infection in tissue culture.

63. This could be a nature paper.

Edited by warsel, 02 December 2009 - 06:07 AM.

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Posted 03 December 2009 - 08:54 AM

64. I could produce a nature paper given enough research funding....say like 2 million...
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