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top ten lies by grad students


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#16 mdfenko

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:38 AM

26. It is time that I take a vacation.

that's not a lie, it's a truism.

talent does what it can
genius does what it must
i used to do what i got paid to do


#17 Wolverena

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 09:16 AM

27. All the research that I have been proposing in my dissertation proposal will be possible to get done within 3 years.
"You can give somebody a book on 'How to ride bike' and then test that person on that knowledge. Even if that person gets an "A", it doesn't mean that he or she can ride a bike."
---this is what I am telling myself when I get a bad grade....as long as you don't loose your passion, you'll be fine.....V

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 09:36 AM

27. All the research that I have been proposing in my dissertation proposal will be possible to get done within 3 years.


hahaha, please don't thell me that is a lie!!! :(
"When there's no more room in hell the dead will walk the Earth"

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 11:21 AM

27. All the research that I have been proposing in my dissertation proposal will be possible to get done within 3 years.


hahaha, please don't thell me that is a lie!!! :lol:


I wish....right now I am still hoping that I will be able to...."stage of denial"....
"You can give somebody a book on 'How to ride bike' and then test that person on that knowledge. Even if that person gets an "A", it doesn't mean that he or she can ride a bike."
---this is what I am telling myself when I get a bad grade....as long as you don't loose your passion, you'll be fine.....V

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 08:08 PM

28. It's time for lunch.
Simple living, highnot thinking

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 12:50 PM

29. I will complete my PhD in less than three years

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 05:36 AM

25. It should take me about a week to get that clone.


this is a really good one

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 05:39 AM

29. I will complete my PhD in less than three years


30. i read papers when i am waiting for the next procedure

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 04:55 AM

29. I will complete my PhD in less than three years


30. i read papers when i am waiting for the next procedure


too true :D i kid myself of that all the time!

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 02:15 AM

27. Oh, I just wanted to give a chance to others to top.
(Actually, I have given a chance to rest of all to top, by being at bottom.)

28. I had really a little to get this done.
(Only I had done is not slept for last three nights)

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 02:20 AM

29. My PhD program does not demand much time from me, that's why I got involved in the student union.
"When there's no more room in hell the dead will walk the Earth"

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 08:24 AM

30. I'm as motivated as in the beginning.

31. Writing together the thesis will be the easier part and completed quite fast.

A single lie is reproachable; a million lies is a statistic.
D. J. T.


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Posted 16 March 2009 - 11:31 AM

32. Now that I've figured out my mistake I'll finish this part of my work in no time.

33. At least I'm not such a loser as that nameless guy from PhD comics.

Edited by Replica, 16 March 2009 - 11:36 AM.

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 09:52 AM

34. I will present this data in next lab meeting.

35. I don't like to work with girls in my project.

Edited by kifayath, 24 March 2009 - 09:54 AM.


#30 hobglobin

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 11:51 AM

36. Better and higher education results in better and higher paid jobs.

A single lie is reproachable; a million lies is a statistic.
D. J. T.





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