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top ten lies by grad students


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#16 mdfenko

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:38 AM

26. It is time that I take a vacation.

that's not a lie, it's a truism.
talent does what it can
genius does what it must
i do what i get paid to do

#17 Wolverena

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 09:16 AM

27. All the research that I have been proposing in my dissertation proposal will be possible to get done within 3 years.
"You can give somebody a book on 'How to ride bike' and then test that person on that knowledge. Even if that person gets an "A", it doesn't mean that he or she can ride a bike."
---this is what I am telling myself when I get a bad grade....as long as you don't loose your passion, you'll be fine.....V

#18 toejam

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 09:36 AM

27. All the research that I have been proposing in my dissertation proposal will be possible to get done within 3 years.


hahaha, please don't thell me that is a lie!!! :(
"When there's no more room in hell the dead will walk the Earth"

#19 Wolverena

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 11:21 AM

27. All the research that I have been proposing in my dissertation proposal will be possible to get done within 3 years.


hahaha, please don't thell me that is a lie!!! :lol:


I wish....right now I am still hoping that I will be able to...."stage of denial"....
"You can give somebody a book on 'How to ride bike' and then test that person on that knowledge. Even if that person gets an "A", it doesn't mean that he or she can ride a bike."
---this is what I am telling myself when I get a bad grade....as long as you don't loose your passion, you'll be fine.....V

#20 Doki

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 08:08 PM

28. It's time for lunch.
Simple living, highnot thinking

#21 Minnie Mouse

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 12:50 PM

29. I will complete my PhD in less than three years

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 05:36 AM

25. It should take me about a week to get that clone.


this is a really good one

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 05:39 AM

29. I will complete my PhD in less than three years


30. i read papers when i am waiting for the next procedure

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 04:55 AM

29. I will complete my PhD in less than three years


30. i read papers when i am waiting for the next procedure


too true :D i kid myself of that all the time!

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 02:15 AM

27. Oh, I just wanted to give a chance to others to top.
(Actually, I have given a chance to rest of all to top, by being at bottom.)

28. I had really a little to get this done.
(Only I had done is not slept for last three nights)

#26 toejam

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 02:20 AM

29. My PhD program does not demand much time from me, that's why I got involved in the student union.
"When there's no more room in hell the dead will walk the Earth"

#27 hobglobin

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 08:24 AM

30. I'm as motivated as in the beginning.

31. Writing together the thesis will be the easier part and completed quite fast.

One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

That is....if she posts at all.


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Posted 16 March 2009 - 11:31 AM

32. Now that I've figured out my mistake I'll finish this part of my work in no time.

33. At least I'm not such a loser as that nameless guy from PhD comics.

Edited by Replica, 16 March 2009 - 11:36 AM.

Double Trouble

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 09:52 AM

34. I will present this data in next lab meeting.

35. I don't like to work with girls in my project.

Edited by kifayath, 24 March 2009 - 09:54 AM.


#30 hobglobin

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 11:51 AM

36. Better and higher education results in better and higher paid jobs.

One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

That is....if she posts at all.





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