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#1 mdfenko


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Posted 26 January 2009 - 10:46 AM

The Creation of (your company’s name here) Policy?

In the beginning was the plan
And then came the assumptions
And the assumptions were without form
And the plan was completely without substance
And darkness was on the faces of the workers
And they spake unto their Group Leaders saying:
“It is a crock of sh**, and it stinketh.”

And the Group Leaders went to their Managers, and sayeth:
“It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof.”

And the Managers went unto their Senior Managers, and sayeth unto them:
“It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
Such that none here may abide by it.”

And the Senior Managers went unto their Director, and sayeth unto him:
“It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength.”

And the Directors went unto their Vice-President, and sayeth unto him:
“It contains that which aids plant growth, and is very strong.”

And the Vice-President went to the Senior Vice-President,
And sayeth unto him:
“It promoteth growth, and is very powerful.”

And the Senior Vice-President went to the President, and sayeth unto him:
“This powerful new plan will actively promote the growth and
Efficiency of the Company, and this area in particular.”

And the President looked upon the plan,
And saw that it was good
And the plan became Policy.
talent does what it can
genius does what it must
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