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#1 mdfenko

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 11:10 AM

this was posted at another forum by an otherwise intelligent member:

When chemists die, they bari-um.
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This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I swear I'd never met her-bivore.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
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They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
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PMS jokes aren't funny; period.
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job
because she couldn't control her pupils?
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When you get a bladder infection ur-ine trouble.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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Did you hear about the nuclear scientist who swallowed some uranium ? He got atomic ache .
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Archeology students who study the plumbing of ancient Egypt are Pharaoh faucet majors .


Note: Sources of these punographies are unknown.
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genius does what it must
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#2 pito

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:21 AM

lol

If you don't know it, then ask it! Better to ask and look foolish to some than not ask and stay stupid.


#3 hobglobin

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 08:19 AM

Nice Posted Image , but I don't get the first one...bari-um? Posted Image

A single lie is reproachable; a million lies is a statistic.
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#4 casandra

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 08:24 AM

Nice Posted Image , but I don't get the first one...bari-um? Posted Image

they 'bury them'...> bury 'em> ...but when pronounced faster or when drunk- it sounds something like that...Posted Image..

Edited by casandra, 06 June 2012 - 08:25 AM.

"Oh what a beauteousness!"
- hobglobin, personal comment about my beauteous photo......

#5 hobglobin

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 08:26 AM

surely a Canadian way of pronunciation, eh? Posted Image
thanks anyway

Edited by hobglobin, 06 June 2012 - 08:26 AM.


A single lie is reproachable; a million lies is a statistic.
D. J. T.


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Posted 06 June 2012 - 08:28 AM

surely a Canadian way of pronunciation, eh? Posted Image
thanks anyway

ppfftt...we don't talk like that..not even when drunk.....:lol:..
"Oh what a beauteousness!"
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#7 swanny

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Posted 29 August 2012 - 04:00 PM

A Higgs boson goes into a church, but is stopped by the priest. "You aren't allowed in here", said the priest.


"How are you going to have mass?" replied the boson.
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