this was posted at another forum by an otherwise intelligent member:
When chemists die, they bari-um.
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This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I swear I'd never met her-bivore.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
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They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
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PMS jokes aren't funny; period.
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When you get a bladder infection ur-ine trouble.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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Did you hear about the nuclear scientist who swallowed some uranium ? He got atomic ache .
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Archeology students who study the plumbing of ancient Egypt are Pharaoh faucet majors .
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Posted 05 June 2012 - 11:10 AM
talent does what it can
genius does what it must
i do what i get paid to do
genius does what it must
i do what i get paid to do
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:21 AM
lol
If you don't know it, then ask it! Better to ask and look foolish to some then not ask and stay stupid.
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 08:19 AM
Nice 
, but I don't get the first one...bari-um? 
, but I don't get the first one...bari-um?
One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 08:24 AM
hobglobin, on 06 June 2012 - 08:19 AM, said:
Nice , but I don't get the first one...bari-um?
, but I don't get the first one...bari-um? ..
Edited by casandra, 06 June 2012 - 08:25 AM.
"Oh what a beauteousness!"
- hobglobin, personal comment about my beauteous photo......
- hobglobin, personal comment about my beauteous photo......
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 08:26 AM
surely a Canadian way of pronunciation, eh? 
thanks anyway
thanks anyway
Edited by hobglobin, 06 June 2012 - 08:26 AM.
One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 08:28 AM
hobglobin, on 06 June 2012 - 08:26 AM, said:
surely a Canadian way of pronunciation, eh?
thanks anyway
thanks anyway
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"Oh what a beauteousness!"
- hobglobin, personal comment about my beauteous photo......
- hobglobin, personal comment about my beauteous photo......
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Posted 29 August 2012 - 04:00 PM
A Higgs boson goes into a church, but is stopped by the priest. "You aren't allowed in here", said the priest.
"How are you going to have mass?" replied the boson.
"How are you going to have mass?" replied the boson.
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