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#1 mdfenko

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 11:10 AM

this was posted at another forum by an otherwise intelligent member:

When chemists die, they bari-um.
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This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I swear I'd never met her-bivore.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
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They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
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PMS jokes aren't funny; period.
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job
because she couldn't control her pupils?
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When you get a bladder infection ur-ine trouble.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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Did you hear about the nuclear scientist who swallowed some uranium ? He got atomic ache .
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Archeology students who study the plumbing of ancient Egypt are Pharaoh faucet majors .


Note: Sources of these punographies are unknown.
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#2 pito

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:21 AM

lol

If you don't know it, then ask it! Better to ask and look foolish to some than not ask and stay stupid.


#3 hobglobin

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 08:19 AM

Nice Posted Image , but I don't get the first one...bari-um? Posted Image
One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

#4 casandra

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 08:24 AM

Nice Posted Image , but I don't get the first one...bari-um? Posted Image

they 'bury them'...> bury 'em> ...but when pronounced faster or when drunk- it sounds something like that...Posted Image..

Edited by casandra, 06 June 2012 - 08:25 AM.

"Oh what a beauteousness!"
- hobglobin, personal comment about my beauteous photo......

#5 hobglobin

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 08:26 AM

surely a Canadian way of pronunciation, eh? Posted Image
thanks anyway

Edited by hobglobin, 06 June 2012 - 08:26 AM.

One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

#6 casandra

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 08:28 AM

surely a Canadian way of pronunciation, eh? Posted Image
thanks anyway

ppfftt...we don't talk like that..not even when drunk.....:lol:..
"Oh what a beauteousness!"
- hobglobin, personal comment about my beauteous photo......

#7 swanny

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Posted 29 August 2012 - 04:00 PM

A Higgs boson goes into a church, but is stopped by the priest. "You aren't allowed in here", said the priest.


"How are you going to have mass?" replied the boson.
Heart disease kills more women than breast cancer, but heart attack symptoms differ from men's symptoms. Get to know your heart... it could save your life.




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