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[Trof]

It's Friday, and I'm REALLY looking forward the weekend, so I took one of my favourite songs from Cure and changed the lyrics a bit..

I don't care if SYBR Green
flashes all over my screen
Thursday isolating spleen
It's Friday, I'm in love

Monday, results fall apart
RNA integrity break my heart
On Thursday Trizol smelling hard
It's Friday, I'm in love

Saturday, wait
back from work always too late
But Friday, never hesitate...

What about making a topic about altered-lyrics lab-songs?

[casandra]

Trof, on 19 August 2011 - 08:28 AM, said:

It's Friday, and I'm REALLY looking forward the weekend, so I took one of my favourite songs from Cure and changed the lyrics a bit..

I don't care if SYBR Green
flashes all over my screen
Thursday isolating spleen
It's Friday, I'm in love

Monday, results fall apart
RNA integrity break my heart
On Thursday Trizol smelling hard
It's Friday, I'm in love

Saturday, wait
back from work always too late
But Friday, never hesitate...

What about making a topic about altered-lyrics lab-songs?

you're on, Trof...

[casandra]

to the tune of Bad Boys (when your transformations are not working):

Bad bugs, bad bugs
Whacha gonna do
whatcha gonna do
when I pour bleach on ya!!!

Edited by casandra, 19 August 2011 - 11:29 AM.

[casandra]

I mangled this Kesha's song  during a long road trip........my apologies to Madame Curie as well....




Tick Tock

Wake up in the morning feeling like Marie Curie
Put nerd glasses on, I’m out the door,
I’m gonna hit labrat city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Cause when I leave for the lab, I ain’t coming back

I’m talking ‘bout – protein to extract, xtract
Ugly boss on my back, back
Corny lab jokes to crack, crack
And lots of buffer powders to mix, mix
Cells on the slide to fix, fix
Lab meeting from four till six, six

[CHORUS]

Can’t stop, must hurry up
Still need to do PCR crap
Tonight, I'm gonna write
‘til I see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
draat…my PAGE gels always suck, no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Edited by casandra, 22 August 2011 - 12:18 PM.

[Adrian K]

Awsome Casandra... can you sing it and upload it here??? +1 from me!!!

[casandra]

Adrian K, on 23 August 2011 - 07:13 AM, said:

Awsome Casandra... can you sing it and upload it here??? +1 from me!!!

....but I might get discovered, Adrian....so let's just keep this hmmm..."talent" a bioforum secret....

[casandra]

ok...this one is just a one-liner but it cracks me up.....but I'm pretty sure it's not funny for the person who arrives in the lab first.... apologies to the Baha Men this time.....


Who left the tubes out?
(grrrr.....grrrr....grrrr.....grrrr....)

[casandra]

and this song is about obsession.......my apologies this time to Madonna ...



Casey's Crazy For You

Trying hard to control my heart
I walk over to where my blots are
Final wash I need no words at all...

Slowly now I begin to move
just to mix the ECL in the tube
you’re so close but still a pour away….
what I’m trying to say
is that.....

Chorus:

I'm crazy for you
Light up once and you'll know it's true
I never wanted any band like this
You’re so brand new
I see it in my dreams
That I will see you on my films
You see
I'm crazy for you
Show up once and you'll know it's true
I never wanted any band like this
You’re so  brand new, I see you in my dreams
I’m crazy for you,
Crazy for you
Crazy for you
Crazy for you

All the pain I’ve been through, I’m crazy, crazy for you
And finally I see you, on my film that is blue
Cos you’re so brand new, I’m crazy for you
And you know it’s true, yeah, I’m crazy for you
Crazy for you baby

...

Edited by casandra, 25 August 2011 - 11:42 AM.

[hobglobin]

And here an adapted version of an old song from Alice Cooper: School's Out

Well we're not choosy
All the nerds and geeks
bein' all that nosey
'Cause they found no sheiks
Well they can't fund ya
Can't find work
If that don't suit ya
Try to smirk

Lab's out for summer
Lab's out forever
Lab's been blown to pieces

No more pipets
No more papers
No more student’s dirty coats

Well we got no class
And we got no results
And we got no publication
We can't even think of a word that rhymes

Lab's out for summer
Lab's out forever
Lab's been blown to pieces

No more enzymes
No more digests
No more technician's dirty coats

Out for summer
Out till fall
We might not go back at all

Lab's out forever
Lab's out for summer
Lab's out with fever
Lab's out completely

[casandra]

hobglobin, on 25 August 2011 - 11:48 AM, said:

And here an adapted version of an old song from Alice Cooper: School's Out

Well we're not choosy
All the nerds and geeks
bein' all that nosey
'Cause they found no sheiks
Well they can't fund ya
Can't find work
If that don't suit ya
Try to smirk

Lab's out for summer
Lab's out forever
Lab's been blown to pieces

No more pipets
No more papers
No more student’s dirty coats

Well we got no class
And we got no results
And we got no publication
We can't even think of a word that rhymes

Lab's out for summer
Lab's out forever
Lab's been blown to pieces

No more enzymes
No more digests
No more technician's dirty coats

Out for summer
Out till fall
We might not go back at all

Lab's out forever
Lab's out for summer
Lab's out with fever
Lab's out completely

We can't even think of a word that rhymes

I've to give you a plus just for this.......it's an almost anarchist song....

[hobglobin]

casandra, on 25 August 2011 - 12:07 PM, said:

We can't even think of a word that rhymes

I've to give you a plus just for this.......it's an almost anarchist song....

well that's the  only unchanged line I think ....

[casandra]

hobglobin, on 25 August 2011 - 12:09 PM, said:

casandra, on 25 August 2011 - 12:07 PM, said:

We can't even think of a word that rhymes

I've to give you a plus just for this.......it's an almost anarchist song....

well that's the  only unchanged line I think ....

then I'm gonna give you a plus for trying........

[Trof]

Yeasterday
All my plasmids seem so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe
In yeasterday

Suddenly
Eficiency's half it used to be
There's the PI hanging over me
Oh, yeasterday
Died suddenly

Why it
Had to go I don't know
It wouldn't say
I mixed
SD wrong now I long
For yeasterday

Yeasterday
For budding was such a game to play
Now I need to do a prep again
Oh, I believe
In yeasterday


(I don't actually work with yeast, so I hope there are no serious mistakes )

[Adrian K]

Trof, on 02 September 2011 - 05:00 AM, said:

Yeasterday
All my plasmids seem so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe
In yeasterday

Suddenly
Eficiency's half it used to be
There's the PI hanging over me
Oh, yeasterday
Died suddenly

Why it
Had to go I don't know
It wouldn't say
I mixed
SD wrong now I long
For yeasterday

Yeasterday
For budding was such a game to play
Now I need to do a prep again
Oh, I believe
In yeasterday


(I don't actually work with yeast, so I hope there are no serious mistakes )

This is awsome!! I like it... you really make my day Trof.....

[casandra]

and now.....a banged-up version of The Pointers Sisters classic......(triple apologies to them)



Tonight’s the night we’re gonna make it happen
Tonight we put FITC aside
So dearest secondary don’t you worry
Cos when primary binds heck, we’re just fine


[chorus]

I get excited and I just can’t hide it
Ready to produce some photons and I think I like it
I’m so excited and you just can’t quench it
My name’s Alexa fluor and I know we don’t want you… Cy2

Edited by casandra, 08 September 2011 - 02:23 PM.