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#46 casandra

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Posted 26 March 2010 - 07:18 PM

really a horrible 'fill-in-the-space' joke....and I'm soo tempted to fill it up....well, maybe tomorrow :D


ok, this one's a classic:


A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "B*TCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.

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Posted 26 March 2010 - 11:09 PM

really a horrible 'fill-in-the-space' joke....and I'm soo tempted to fill it up....well, maybe tomorrow :D


ok, this one's a classic:


A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "B*TCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.

:D




:) :( :D :lol: ...........Men only hear, don't listen.... :P

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Posted 26 March 2010 - 11:13 PM

this joke is not horrible at all!!!.............

A policeman was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility...

Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trustyour fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in
preparation for your daily duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes sir.'

Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'


:D

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Posted 27 March 2010 - 06:57 AM

:D

and here's another classic lawyer joke:



First lawyer: "You're an unmitigated liar."

Second lawyer: "You're a lowdown cheat."

Judge: "Now that the lawyers have properly identified themselves, let us proceed."

:)
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Posted 28 March 2010 - 05:53 PM

One of your nightmares:

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and second worst nightmare:


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Posted 06 April 2010 - 03:01 AM

A Letter from the Frustrated Author of a Journal Paper :rolleyes:

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Posted 07 April 2010 - 09:01 PM

A Letter from the Frustrated Author of a Journal Paper :D


:lol: :) :( :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 07 April 2010 - 10:47 PM

WOW...i couldn't believe this is a real paper until I really found it in sciencedirect.
Is genuine!
LOL....
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Posted 08 April 2010 - 05:58 PM

A Letter from the Frustrated Author of a Journal Paper :D

Perhaps a similar letter should go to the editorial board of nature, Science and Cell...
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Posted 01 May 2010 - 07:45 PM

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:wacko: ...using generic stick and ball figures, Randall Munroe's xkcd is one of the funniest geeky webcomics around...
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#56 hobglobin

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Posted 02 May 2010 - 04:13 AM

and more funny and nicer than Doki & co. (sorry nabi) :wacko:


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One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

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Posted 02 May 2010 - 07:46 AM

:P

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is pretty hilarious too:


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Posted 12 May 2010 - 09:33 AM

A Letter from the Frustrated Author of a Journal Paper ;)



This is sooooooo funny. THANK YOU.
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#59 casandra

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Posted 18 May 2010 - 11:10 AM

ok, this one's a xkcd classic: :P

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Posted 18 May 2010 - 11:40 AM

evolution


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