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#1 Myosin II

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Posted 21 March 2010 - 03:34 AM

I just thought this one up...

Where does biochemists get hammered?








At a protein bar....





I know :lol:

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Posted 22 March 2010 - 10:05 AM

I do not get it

It might just be me though

If you don't know it, then ask it! Better to ask and look foolish to some than not ask and stay stupid.


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Posted 22 March 2010 - 10:24 AM

I do not get it

It might just be me though

;)...to "get hammered" means to get drunk and this happens at a pub or bar (well at least for most people) but bec it's a biochemist........it's a play on words too....



ok, this is even more horrible and SR to boot :):


Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?

A: Pull down its genes.

hope you get this one this time, pito....:D
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Posted 22 March 2010 - 11:37 AM

this is my new screen saver ;)

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Posted 22 March 2010 - 11:54 AM

this is my new screen saver :lol:


much better and reminds me of my school time... ;)
One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

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Posted 22 March 2010 - 12:00 PM

this is my new screen saver :lol:


much better and reminds me of my school time... ;)

so, do you have a giraffe neck now? :D
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Posted 22 March 2010 - 12:08 PM

this is my new screen saver :D


much better and reminds me of my school time... ;)

so, do you have a giraffe neck now? :D

nope, but the maths teacher... :lol:
One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

#8 casandra

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Posted 22 March 2010 - 12:16 PM

this is my new screen saver :D


much better and reminds me of my school time... ;)

so, do you have a giraffe neck now? :D

nope, but the maths teacher... :D

yeah, sure...:lol:....why are good math teachers as rare as gold teeth (or hangmen)?
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Posted 22 March 2010 - 11:14 PM

why are good math teachers as rare as gold teeth (or hangmen)?

is that a nazonazo?
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Posted 23 March 2010 - 08:01 AM

why are good math teachers as rare as gold teeth (or hangmen)?

is that a nazonazo?

nope, it's a rhetorical one :D...here's a nazonazo:

Question: What is "IT"?

Astronomers do IT all night.
Chemists do IT by bonding.
Newton did IT with force.
Eighteenth century physicists did IT with rigid bodies.
Maxwell did IT with magnetism.
Volta did IT with a jolt.
Watt did IT with power.
Joule did IT with energy.
Ohm did IT with resistance.
Pascal did IT under pressure.
Hooke did IT using springs.
Coulomb got all charged up about IT.
Hertz did IT frequently.
Boltzmann did IT in heat.
Ampere let IT flow.
For Franklin, IT was an electrifying experience.
Edison claims to have invented IT.
When Richter did IT, the Earth shook.
For Darwin, IT was natural.
Freud did IT in his sleep.
Mendel studied the consequences of IT.
When Wegener did IT, continents moved.
Classical physicists do IT in perfectly uniform harmonic motion.
Heisenberg was never sure whether he even did IT.
Bohr did IT in an excited state.
Pauli did IT but excluded his friends.
Schrödinger did IT in waves.
Bose did IT with partners.
Einstein did IT on a curved surface.
Oort did IT in a cloud.
Hubble did IT in the dark.
Watson and Crick got all wound up about IT.
Cosmologists do IT in a big bang.
Theorists do IT on paper.
Wigner did IT in a group.
Richter and Ting did IT with charm.
Astrophysicists do IT with young starlets.
Planetary scientists do IT with Uranus.
Electron microscopists do IT 100,000 times.
Feynman did IT in fields.
Hawking wrote a brief history of IT.
And supersymmetric theorists do IT with sleptons.

:o..."lifted" from the world wide web...another IT....

Edited by casandra, 23 March 2010 - 08:02 AM.

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Posted 23 March 2010 - 08:04 AM

I do not get it

It might just be me though

:o...to "get hammered" means to get drunk and this happens at a pub or bar (well at least for most people) but bec it's a biochemist........it's a play on words too....



ok, this is even more horrible and SR to boot :):


Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?

A: Pull down its genes.

hope you get this one this time, pito....:D


Eum I think I got it, but still, its a very lame one lol.

Oh well maybe its just not my kind of humor. :D :D ;)

If you don't know it, then ask it! Better to ask and look foolish to some than not ask and stay stupid.


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Posted 23 March 2010 - 08:13 AM

I do not get it

It might just be me though

;)...to "get hammered" means to get drunk and this happens at a pub or bar (well at least for most people) but bec it's a biochemist........it's a play on words too....



ok, this is even more horrible and SR to boot :):


Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?

A: Pull down its genes.

hope you get this one this time, pito....:D


Eum I think I got it, but still, its a very lame one lol.

Oh well maybe its just not my kind of humor. :D :) :D

which one is lame- the bar or the genes? :o...welcome to the world of corny science jokes....
"Oh what a beauteousness!"
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Posted 23 March 2010 - 08:28 AM

The bar one.

The genes joke is better, but still pretty lame too lol


:D :o

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Posted 23 March 2010 - 08:32 AM

The bar one.

The genes joke is better, but still pretty lame too lol


:D :o

ok, pito...post your joke and let's see how "un'"lame it is...;)
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Posted 23 March 2010 - 08:39 AM

Me ? I dont have jokes.

I am not the kind of person that tells jokes, I am more the kind of person that "uses" the moment the make a "snap" commentary or a sarcastic remark.

I do however like the following one very much, but you allready know it since its fameus.
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If you don't know it, then ask it! Better to ask and look foolish to some than not ask and stay stupid.





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