nightingale, on Mar 2 2010, 07:08 PM, said:
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What if we had scientific writers who would write our publications for us (for free of course)?
REALLY,,, WHAT IF ???
Oh Gosh, there is a conspiration that I am not aware of
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Posted 25 June 2010 - 06:32 AM
REALLY,,, WHAT IF ???
Oh Gosh, there is a conspiration that I am not aware of
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Posted 25 June 2010 - 06:34 AM
Sree80, on Apr 9 2010, 08:57 AM, said:
Maddie, on Mar 2 2010, 08:11 AM, said:
What if we had an android robot who would do all the lab work, including extractions, make and run a gel, etc..
What if we had scientific writers who would write our publications for us (for free of course)?
What if we had scientific writers who would write our publications for us (for free of course)?
you loose your job. ha haha they will hire the robots that works 24hr
ohhh but they need someone to program them
Darn, I'm really bad with computers...
WHAT if I was GREAT with computers?
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 09:22 AM
what if we can read the minds of people around us ????
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 09:26 AM
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 12:06 PM
nightingale, on Jul 6 2010, 01:22 PM, said:
what if we can read the minds of people around us ????
You sure you want to know?
I sure don't
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 12:48 PM
hahahaha
mmm, will rethink it
mmm, will rethink it
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 01:34 PM
hey Maddie
do you know this program called scigen??
http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/
might be useful sometimes...
do you know this program called scigen??
http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/
might be useful sometimes...
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 05:04 PM
U should have given me this link last week, TJ. I would have submitted one as my graduation paper. 
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Posted 08 July 2010 - 01:53 PM
Oh this is too funny. I am sending articles to my colleagues congratulating them for such nice papers
I wish they had molecular biology ones.
I wish they had molecular biology ones.
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Posted 08 July 2010 - 02:01 PM
Gosh I need to stop playing with that toy and go back to work 
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Posted 08 July 2010 - 02:45 PM
Haaaa my boss didn't realize it was a fake paper...EVEN MORE FUNNY
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Posted 14 July 2010 - 12:31 AM
reading that you have who prepare you the reagents Maddie ...
what if i was working at your institute ???
what if i was working at your institute ???
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Posted 14 July 2010 - 12:54 AM
Maddie, on Jul 9 2010, 07:45 AM, said:
Haaaa my boss didn't realize it was a fake paper...EVEN MORE FUNNY
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Posted 14 July 2010 - 06:52 AM
haha, no I created an article with the program mentionned by toejam with my boss as the only author. She really believed there was someone else with the exact same name (including middle name). My little fun of the day.
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Edited by Maddie, 14 July 2010 - 06:52 AM.
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Posted 14 July 2010 - 07:57 AM
i wonder if the self generated papers also create an automatic citation to the program that makes them...
maddie, you are just making me curious now...
maddie, you are just making me curious now...
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