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#46 nightingale

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Posted 13 August 2010 - 03:13 PM

what if we hear "ANYTHING" regarding our proposed project .... ???!!!!
even if the answer will be "rejected" ....
we need to know it !!! :angry:
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#47 nightingale

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Posted 30 November 2010 - 07:23 AM

what if ppl in the next lab, were "communicating" ...
so, when u ask one of them to use the device on the next day,
you won't get surprised that the other is using it !!!!
---- u didn't ask me, i am working here too ... !!!!

really what if !!!

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Posted 01 December 2010 - 04:19 AM

:angry:What if I find a company that does the SDS-PAGE experiment for me ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh my Gooooooood this experiment is killing me :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

#49 toejam

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Posted 01 December 2010 - 08:38 AM

what if we have a bioforum meeting in the netherlands? :lol:
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Posted 02 December 2010 - 12:52 AM

what if that's actually a pretty good idea?

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Posted 02 December 2010 - 04:42 AM

what if we set a date?
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#52 Adrian K

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Posted 06 December 2010 - 10:14 AM

what if I suggest the date to be this Christmas?
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#53 hobglobin

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Posted 06 December 2010 - 11:45 AM

What if our Canadian VIP(s) cannot come then, because of blizzard and snow chaos?

One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

That is....if she posts at all.


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Posted 06 December 2010 - 12:26 PM

what if we have a winter and a summer meeting then?
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#55 hobglobin

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 09:24 AM

what if...

2011 is as annoying as 2010?

One must presume that long and short arguments contribute to the same end. - Epicurus
...except casandra's that belong to the funniest, most interesting and imaginative (or over-imaginative?) ones, I suppose.

That is....if she posts at all.


#56 Ameya P

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 09:59 PM

what if...

we are a little more optimistic..... :)

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Posted 04 January 2011 - 01:31 AM

what if

today is the day?
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Posted 06 January 2011 - 11:01 PM

What if we had an android robot who would do all the lab work, including extractions, make and run a gel, etc..


you loose your job. ha haha they will hire the robots that works 24hr


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Luckily for us, one robot arm cost $50,000 and the entire maze of machines needed to do all this cost several million. We keep our job be cause we are about two to three orders of a magnitude cheaper.
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Posted 08 January 2011 - 12:18 PM

what if:

50% of all experiments worked and reproducible

50% of all manuscripts sent to journals were accepted.

payscale for postdocs were increased 4 fold.

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 01:35 AM

What if there is a device that fills pipette tips automatically? What if someone tells me that there is?




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