Annual goal setting forms from HR
Posted 23 November 2009 - 03:10 PM
Anyway, now I need to veil my contempt in 1000 words rather than pictures and I’m wondering if anyone else has some good strategies or guides to meaningless HR speak?
I have compiled a list of expensive training courses to place under “training and development needs”; and I was thinking of paraphrasing Schopenhauer’s discourse on the agony and bordom of will for the section titled “goals/action plans”.
Posted 23 November 2009 - 07:38 PM
The Dilbert cartoons didn't work, eh? It just shows how humourless and unimaginative those people are. However, if you do want them off your back (at least till next year), then you better switch German philosophers and start paraphrasing Zarathustra and his "Will To Power". Ambition, assertion, self-determination, life-affirmation...being consumed and burning up in your own flames...blablablabla.....a notch higher than Dilbert's but then they wouldn't know what hit them. Just my crazy cent....oh, and lucky for our HR, I don't need to fill up these forms....goodluck filling up yours....
- hobglobin, personal comment about my beauteous photo......
Posted 24 November 2009 - 08:38 AM
Basically, I write a list of everything I've done during the last year, including conferenced and publications, then I give it to my boss and HE makes the evaluation. He has tons of people sign it and then he sends it to HR...who does't give a damn. We never get a raise based on performance anyway .
A total waste of time. Or a stick to make people work?
Posted 24 November 2009 - 08:18 PM
IT was prepared in the start of the year based on teh cmpany goals and evaluated every 4 months and rated. And the final rating was based on teh entire years accomplishments and then resulted in teh raise!!! very rarely though all was dependent on the rating!!!
In my present one.. its a start up.. we are the ones making all kinds of rules... so right now we prepare a monthly report which concludes by the next months work assignments and so on!!!
Posted 01 December 2009 - 03:45 PM
Also... a New South Welshman with a tiki? How dare you sir!
Posted 02 December 2009 - 03:20 PM
Ka amio haere mai i tētahi whenua ki tētahi.
Posted 02 December 2009 - 04:08 PM
Posted 11 December 2009 - 04:43 PM
It is always in my wallet and I review it regularly. It keeps me focused on what really matters to me.
Enjoy and success!
You mean that I should prop a surf board and fishing rod in the corner of my office to keep me focussed on what realy matters