In light of recent events this might be interesting and of course funny:

1. Wait patiently until somebody writes a thing you think you can attack, no matter what. If possible go for marginal trifles.
2. Start arguing smoothly in your best imitation of a real scholar (rehearse first).
3. Keep on provoking with increasing offensiveness until the other reacts.
4. In case of a friendly and polite reply, put it blunter and blunter until the other's politeness wears off.
5. Get as personal as you can: too much is still not enough.
6. Don't use any hint of humour or subtlety: as they relate to intelligence real trolls ignore all about them.
7. Never forget that You Are Right. If your opponent puts you in the corner yell like hell and twist the world until it matches what you said.
8. Don't be shy, insult freely. The more reasonable the other sounds, the louder and heavier your insults shall be.
9. Don't give quarter: intrude in whatever discussion you like and never relent until it dies in order to get rid of you.
10. If irreparably cornered change nickname and restart elsewhere.

So far the 'how' to do it. About the 'why' you should do it, the explanation can vary. The table below covers only part of the known reasons. Please check all that applies.

1. as a toddler you had an unresolved conflict with the chamber pot.
2. since you are unable to prove your superiority, you feel compelled to prove other people's inferiority.
3. your mother used to shout at you before your friends "and remember not to wet your pants again!"
4. your father was always right, in particular when he was wrong. Now you are feeling that your turn has come.
5. your girlfriend left you for a nice, cultivated man.
6. your baby-sitter committed suicide because of you and you cannot get rid of the remorse.
7. you like tying empty cans to the cat's tail.
8. you would like so much to rape a woman but your hardware isn't up to it.
9. as a child the nastier you were the more you got, and you never found a valid reason to change.
10. you are actually the reincarnation of Napoleon but are keeping it confidential for obvious reasons.
11. other (specify)_______________________________________________________________________

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you know my boss??????

Nope....but now we do.........

....and he even looks like one

what kind of lab are you in gebz?

...post a pic gebZ and let me be the judge.....

in the middle of wood and mountains there live strange creatures

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hey gebz, he seems like a nice guy. maybe someone stole his magic mushrooms and became a troll overnight

but gebZ......this one's soo cute.......post a "real" picture.....

better I don`t.....it will be too horrible for you to stand it! Your sensitive souls will suffer when I do......

But tj how comes you know about the magic mushrooms

isn't a magic mushroom what your boss is holding on his hand?

you can even see the snail on his left foot asking for more

The snail is the symbol for what the troll thinks the students are

For me this is a Troll (or look like a possible one):

shouldn't he be showing some flesh...like you know, a hideous belly button.....probably pierced.....

@ casandra: this troll has a university degree, he knows he has to dress well

@tj: this should have been kept as secrtet.....it is well known that esp. snails like the psilocybin (there are rumours that a person working on psilocybin onece tried this )

i'm almost sure you will know this woman. she was also from a place filled with magical creatures (aka Mexico). if you don't just google Maria Sabina

hey,its so funny.

It is not just frequency. There is a vapidness factor. "Still monkeys" shows a severe lack of education on what evolutionary theory says

Acai Force Max

spam?

Spamming troll......took the advices literally